Funny Wedding Cup Sayings. Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say. As funny wedding readings go I love this one its a gentle nod against wedding traditions too which will suit many couples today.

Congratulations for being expensively stupid. Getting married is like baking a cake. Marriage is like a walk in the park Jurassic Park.
Funny Marriage Sayings.
You dont need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. The most effective way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.